@KibitzerBot@KibitzerBot is a twitter bot full of wisdom. Tweet at him and he'll try to reply with some meaningful advice.
Constantly weaken the notices.— Kibitzer Bot (@kibitzerbot) November 10, 2014
He uses Pattern to parse your message and look for a noun. If he finds one, he fills out a random (but simple) template for generating advice using that noun. You can check out the code for this process here.
@KibitzerBot was created on November 9, 2014. His existence was inspired by the second annual Bot Summit.