2016 July 19
@DicedOnionBot is a twitter bot who writes fake headlines for The Onion using a Markov Chain trained on past headlines from The Onion's archive. Though he may plagiarize bits and pieces, each headline he writes is guaranteed not to contain more than half of a true headline. You can check out the code for this process here.

@DicedOnionBot was created on July 19, 2016. At some point he was banned from Twitter. His current whereabouts are unknown.